Sunday, March 8, 2009

Xsport is filled with creepers.

so im workin out at the gym tonight with a friend, right, and these really weird guys come up to me, like surround me while im at the trunk rotator, whatever the thing is called, and are like hey, baby.

i'm like woahhhhhhhh

first off:
- ok, i dont have anything against african americans, but dark chocolate isnt exactly my preferred taste in men.
second off:
-i'm a minor. haha i may not look or act like one, but still, none the less, if you're old, like these guys were, you are a pedophile. so keep at leasttt 10 feet minimum away from me.
third off:
- if you're gonna hit on me, dont bother if you're smelly and sweaty.

and yeah. they were there for like 10 minutes. i try to step off and they follow me to the next machine. talk about being uncomfortable. i look over to frankie, one of the many gorgeous guys employed at the place, hoping maybee he notices my desperate attempt to escape.

but no, his gorgeous self is doing his job.

I didnt respond, nor give them the least impression of interest.
i just ignored them, until one of em insisted to talk to me.
he's like "hey"
i tried not to look up, and then i finally said "hi"
hoping they'd leave me alone. but no, those stubborn guys kept at it.

buttt good thing i speak spanish. and awesome thing my friend does too.
she calls me over in spanish and we start talking.
haha you should've seen the look on the guys' faces when they thought i didnt speak English. pricelesssssssss.
haha

they kept staring at me from across the gym, but eh i tried my best not to make eye contact.
they finally left after like an hour of receiving nothing.
haha.

1 comment:

  1. If they were that close, you should have "accidentally" dropped a 45-lb weight on their feet.

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